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		<title>Corny</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love corny jokes. They are the best. And so, I decided to look up the origins of &#8220;corny&#8221;. As for &#8220;corny,&#8221; meaning trite, overly sentimental or schmaltzy, we can probably trace the term to, believe it or not, the mail-order seed catalogs popular in turn of the century America. To hold their customers&#8217; interest, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love corny jokes. They are the best. And so, I decided to look up the origins of &#8220;corny&#8221;.</p>
<blockquote><p>As for &#8220;corny,&#8221; meaning trite, overly sentimental or schmaltzy, we can probably trace the term to, believe it or not, the mail-order seed catalogs popular in turn of the century America. To hold their customers&#8217; interest, seed firms would sprinkle jokes, cartoons, stories and riddles throughout their catalogs. The jokes, being of singularly low quality, came to be known as &#8220;corn catalog jokes,&#8221; which was then shortened to simply &#8220;corny&#8221; and eventually applied to anything considered embarrassingly unsophisticated.<sup><a href="http://crowgyrls.com/words/corny/#footnote_0_1277" id="identifier_0_1277" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="http://www.word-detective.com/">1</a></sup></p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Q. What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?</strong></p>
<p>A. <em>Time to go to sweep.</em></p>
<p><strong>Q. Where does a general keep his army?</strong></p>
<p><strong></strong>A. <em>In his sleevey</em></p>
<p><em></em><strong>Q.  Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef that died?</strong></p>
<p><strong></strong><em>A. He pasta -away.</em></p>
<p>I went to the video store and asked to borrow <em>Batman Forever. </em>They said, &#8220;No, you have to bring it back tomorrow.&#8221;</p>
<p>A horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, &#8220;Hey&#8221; and the horse says, &#8220;Sure&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>Religious Irony</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 04:24:41 +0000</pubDate>
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